Welcome to Collectors Theater, the (almost, kinda) animated version of the Collectors comic strip! Grab some popcorn and enjoy the REAL Eddie and Kristen lend their voices to bring the laughs to life!
Yeah, the world’s gone nuts, but maybe we’re just the new season of a twisted reality TV show. There may be a career change coming for Kristen...if Grubhub will deliver tacos that far.
HEY! Did you miss the first chapter of the NEW full length Collectors story only available right here on Substack? Dive into Untold Tales of Collectors right here before the next chapter drops!
Untold Tales of Collectors #1
When Eddie finds a sweet copy of Amazing Fantasy #15 at a yard sale, little does he know it will change his life…and not for the better! How can one comic threaten to end his marriage, his friendship with his lifelong BFF and even HIS VERY LIFE?! Find out when you read the first full length Collectors story,
TRANSCRIPT
Eddie: Man, I feel sorry for you.
Watcher: How so?
Eddie: Our world's turned into a nonstop parade of stupid...
Eddie: ...and you're stuck watching it all like some train wreck reality show.
Watcher: It's my duty to witness and record all human activity. This also includes your many persistent bad decisions, outbursts and dramas.
Watcher: But I take no joy in watching this thing you call train wreck.
Eddie: Exactly! Who would?!
TV: Up next! The most explosive episode yet of The Bachelor!
Kristen: Ohh! This'll be a train wreck!
Eddie: Ever consider living on the moon?
Kristen: What?
Eddie: Nothing.
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